Love Ceremony Enthusiast Gifts

Inauguration of Love

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Emotional Bling

Dialogue

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Love Birds love just being together

Zumma Cum Laude

Valentines Balloons

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Congratulations!

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

You make me want to be a better bum.

Scot holding a heart.

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Cupid

Dreaming of Love

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Tribal masks.

Double Wedding

"You complete me, Barbara."