Casual Ceremony Lover Gifts

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I always cry at mergers."

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Don't be shy. We're real casual around here."

Double Wedding

Tribal masks.

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Inauguration of Love

Christening

Tuxedo company.

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

A penguin conductor

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."