Online Ceremony Enthusiast Gifts

Zumma Cum Laude

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'They call it the people dance.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Online marriage ceremony.

Zoom Wedding

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Double Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Tribal masks.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Christening

Inauguration of Love

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'