Virtual Ceremony Aficionado Gifts

"I'm at my son's graduation ceremony."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Zumma Cum Laude

Zoom Wedding

Online marriage ceremony.

'What, They're comfortable.'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Double Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Christening

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Inauguration of Love

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Swearing a Child.

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"I do if she does."

Happy Birthday

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

'Guess which hand.'

'She wants to speak to her mum!'

'Before you get married tomorrow there are some things your father and I would like to tell you.'

"Why would leaders agree to be honored with a mattress sale?"

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.

Beefeater