Online Ceremony Enthusiast Pillows

Zumma Cum Laude

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Zoom Wedding

Online marriage ceremony.

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

Tribal masks.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Double Wedding

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

Christening

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Inauguration of Love

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'