Ceremonial Expert Gifts

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Men can show their emotions!

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'They call it the people dance.'

'Here comes our order.'

The Aisle

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

Animals of the Royal Wedding

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Double Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? If refs acted like players.

Recorded mating call

'I should have listened to my mother. . . when she said you were immature.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Bahrain F1

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

Christening

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'