Ceremonial Expert Gifts

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Men can show their emotions!

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'Here comes our order.'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

The Aisle

'What, They're comfortable.'

Double Wedding

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Animals of the Royal Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'AAAAGH! Oh, KNEEL! I thought you said my name - Neil!'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

Bahrain F1

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Christening

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Recorded mating call

'I should have listened to my mother. . . when she said you were immature.'

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'