Loyalty Badge Collector Gifts

"Uh, oh, I forgot this is evaluation day..."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

You've Got Mail

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Beer Sergeant.

Continental marshal

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."