Loyalty Program Collector Gifts

'Of course I have your loyalty card - I'm loyal to every casino in town.'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

You've Got Mail

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

"Would sir be interested in joining my loyalty program?"

"Rex, I've always admired your loyalty to the firm."

"This is Mr. Simmons, who we enticed away from our chief competitor. Of course, being a proven traitor, he can never be trusted."

"Uh, oh, I forgot this is evaluation day..."

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

"What's up with him?" "Travelling on points."

'Welcome - would either of you like to join our Frequent Sinner Programme?'

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

"I'm trying to position myself as loyal."

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"