Barcode Aficionado Gifts

Man and barcode-rain

Self-Checkout.

Salvador Dali's Barcode

Florence and her baaarcode

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Barcode Dreams

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Punch Initials - O

'Why are 'N' and 'O' always together?'

E-Reader

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

Literary rain

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"