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Man and barcode-rain

Self-Checkout.

Salvador Dali's Barcode

Florence and her baaarcode

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Barcode Dreams

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"A reading from the first letter of Paul to the Corinthians..."

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

Punch Initials - O

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