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Barcode Dreams

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Self-Checkout.

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Robot Zombies.

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

"That's the finest vacuum cleaner you've ever designed."

Lady cleaning hypothesis off blackboard.

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Self Checkout

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"