Barcode Battler T-Shirts

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Hell for cashiers.

Barcode Dreams

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Self-Checkout.

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

fish in a bottle...

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

Where Processed Beef Comes From

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Self Checkout

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

Workers constructing barcodes

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."

"It's a baaa-code."

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

'Sorry, but I've forgotten your name. Turn around and let me scan your UPC code.'

Salvador Dali's Barcode

Road signs have destinations listed as barcodes.

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"What's that on your side Dave? Birthmark?"