Barcode Trailblazer T-Shirts

Treking through the barcode.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Draw your own path."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Trail mix?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Women in a cross country race

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'