Barcode Trailblazer T-Shirts

Treking through the barcode.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Draw your own path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Don't even think about it."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'