Barcode Bandit T-Shirts

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Barcode Dreams

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Self-Checkout.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Bureau of Buzzwords

The Specimen Hunter

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Plagiarism

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Self Checkout

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft