Barcode Bandit Prints

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Barcode Dreams

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Self-Checkout.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Bureau of Buzzwords

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Plagiarism

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Where Processed Beef Comes From

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Self Checkout

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"