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'I asked the agency to send someone who is good at stealing cars and killing people and they sent YOU?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Bureau of Buzzwords

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'Internet' 'Internot'

The Specimen Hunter

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Plagiarism

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?