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'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

People at a conference all wear name-tags that are barcodes.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Copycats

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"My homework ate my dog."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Barcode Dreams

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'What's your blood type?'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'