Barcode Artist Gifts

This can't be good.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Barcode Dreams

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

Self-Checkout.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Robot Zombies.

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

How symbols are chosen for equations

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

Where Processed Beef Comes From

"That's the finest vacuum cleaner you've ever designed."

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Lady cleaning hypothesis off blackboard.

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Self Checkout

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"