Barcode Believer Gifts

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Barcode Dreams

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

William Shakespeare

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Self-Checkout.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Take. Your. Time!"

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Where Processed Beef Comes From

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

Self Checkout

Workers constructing barcodes

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"It's a baaa-code."

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'