Barcode Believer Mugs

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

Barcode Dreams

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

William Shakespeare

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Self-Checkout.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Take. Your. Time!"

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

Man is attacked by barcodes.

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Self Checkout

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."

"It's a baaa-code."

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

Workers constructing barcodes

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"