Binary Believer Gifts

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'It looks like our data.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

The Art of the Possible

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"Take. Your. Time!"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Can I Come In Soon?'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

'Now you're talking my language.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'