Bitcoin Believer Gifts

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

"Nobody understands me!"

Mining for Crypto-Currency

Crypto and Son

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

Virtual Money?

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

The Bullish World

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Why stocks go up forever.

Learning from economics

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

We are not alone!

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

The Tooth Accountant

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

"Today treasuries were down on news that bitcoin futures were up."

Mr Seidenwood says we're still bullish'

'My guests today on 'Wall Street Week' are all bulls.'

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."