Bitcoin Believers Gifts

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"They're a little tight."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"But is it Organic?"

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

Jesus Saves

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

'Click on the icon.'

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

Virtual Money?

'No, I'm not Big foot, I'm his cousin 'Big butt'.'

"And then, as I turned, there he was again - the creepy guy with the camera!"

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'