Cosmic Believers Gifts

'Ah, here's what went wrong with your lovelife. This satellite interferes with your chart!'

Quantum Psychic

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"It could never work between us."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

Moon and Star

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Astronaut

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Pyramid UFO...

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

The Cosmology of Timmy

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Cat scratch fever

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

'...Water on Mars'

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

We are not alone!