Cosmic Believers T-Shirts

'Ah, here's what went wrong with your lovelife. This satellite interferes with your chart!'

Quantum Psychic

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"It could never work between us."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Moon and Star

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Astronaut

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

Pyramid UFO...

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

The Cosmology of Timmy

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

'...Water on Mars'

We are not alone!

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

Cat scratch fever

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"