Cosmic Love Believer T-Shirts

Aliens - they're all the same.

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

true love.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Climbing to the moon...

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

First Contact

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Jenga!!!

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"