Martian Believer T-Shirts

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'

We are not alone!

'He claims the eartag is evidence that he was abducted by aliens from space.'

Alien disguised as a Recycling waste bin.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Assumption

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

The ten ammendments

Save Mars

"I have an app for that."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Dustbin monster.

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Pyramid UFO...

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

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