Extraterrestrial Believers Gifts

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

High-gravity baseball

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The First Martian Dog.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien Assumption

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Take me to your feeder,'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Dustbin monster.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Space wants to kill you."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

UFO and snowman