Alien Believers Gifts

Close Talkers of the Third Kind

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Alien Assumption

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

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"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

How am I abducting?

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!