Alien Believers Pillows

Close Talkers of the Third Kind

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Alien Assumption

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

How am I abducting?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

dog vs UFO...

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."