Alien Encounter Believer Pillows

Excuses for not going to the gym: Stopped on the way to the gym by an alien...

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"Subject is male. How can you be sure?"

Troops Deployed To An Alien Planet

"Proof? He got a commemorative mug."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Well, that one got away."

Alien Assumption

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'You do Botox?'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Dustbin monster.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Pyramid UFO...

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

Cows make terrible superheroes

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"