Alien Encounter Storyteller Pillows

Travis Walton - Fire in the Sky

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien Assumption

"Well, that one got away."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

UFO Shelter

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'You do Botox?'

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Could you help me with this?"

Golfer watches alien space ship.

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Stand up comedians from outer space.

Chugger on the Moon

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'