Alien Encounter Storyteller Pillows

Travis Walton - Fire in the Sky

Alien Assumption

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Well, that one got away."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

UFO Shelter

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'You do Botox?'

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Just look, boss! There are people who take my stories seriously!"

Golfer watches alien space ship.

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"Could you help me with this?"

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

Dog pees on tree felling it . ..