Animal Encounter Storyteller Pillows

'Let's see...Lloyd Young...Sat on by elephant...He's in rooms 23, 24 and 25.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'She's just great with the children.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"It's the dog."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Tarzan'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'Not so easy, is it?'

"Do you think I get a hole if he crawls into it?"

"And the endorsement deals I get for kid's merchandise is cra-azy!"

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'