Animal Encounter Storyteller Pillows

'Let's see...Lloyd Young...Sat on by elephant...He's in rooms 23, 24 and 25.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'She's just great with the children.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"It's the dog."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'Tarzan'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Not so easy, is it?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

"And the endorsement deals I get for kid's merchandise is cra-azy!"