Pet-loving Storyteller Pillows

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"He ran out of pee."

Litteratti K9s.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"It's the dog."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Tarzan'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'Not so easy, is it?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

Evil clown.

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'