Pet-loving Storyteller Mugs

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

Litteratti K9s.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"He ran out of pee."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"It's the dog."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Tarzan'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'Not so easy, is it?'

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

Evil clown.

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."