Whimsical Pet Storyteller Mugs

"You're right, you can hear the ocean."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'She's just great with the children.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Teach me not to care."

"It's the dog."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

When Pugs dream.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Tarzan'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Self-walking dog

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'