Whimsical Pet Storyteller Pillows

"You're right, you can hear the ocean."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'She's just great with the children.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"Teach me not to care."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"It's the dog."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

When Pugs dream.

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'Tarzan'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Self-walking dog

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'Not so easy, is it?'