Alien Encounter Humorist Pillows

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Alien Assumption

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Planetary Invasion Supplies Store - Abduct Tape.

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Golfer watches alien space ship.

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."