Alien Encounter Believer Mugs

Excuses for not going to the gym: Stopped on the way to the gym by an alien...

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"Subject is male. How can you be sure?"

Troops Deployed To An Alien Planet

"Proof? He got a commemorative mug."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Well, that one got away."

Alien Assumption

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'You do Botox?'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Dustbin monster.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Pyramid UFO...

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

Cows make terrible superheroes

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

"Could you help me with this?"

Chugger on the Moon

'...Water on Mars'