Alien Believer Mugs

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Aliens poked and experimented on me for 8 hours -- and there wasn't even a co-pay!"

"We finally got a message from the Aliens. They said thanks for the Electric Car."

Mulder and Scully.

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

Dustbin monster.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

The Dawn of a Niche Market

Attorneys: Abducted by aliens? You may be entitled to compensation...

"The newspaper writes that NASA is looking for life on Mars!"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Do you have any receipts from this 'alien abduction'?"

Cropped circles.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Save Our Universe

How am I abducting?

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."