Alien Myth Lover Mugs

Flying Sauces

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

dog vs UFO...

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"They look like pickles."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!