Alien Lover Mugs

"Take another one - I blonked."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Take us to your real estate agent - We hear it's a great time to buy!'

'We're only staying together for the kids.'

"Wait, let me gt my universal remote!"

"Welcome to the land of Nod, Cain."

Chalk Bored

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Will probe you for food!

'I wonder if they sell '99s' with the flake sticking out?

'You've got to hide me, Earthling! -- the big guys are after me!'

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"Greetings Earthlings, We come in peaces"

'If they only knew! I'm a visitor from outer space and this is not a ski mask I'm wearing - it's my real face!'

'Only one minor hitch so far. They claim that they ALSO have something of an over-population problem.'

Monster.

"Not Martin! Martian!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

dog vs UFO...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Well, that one got away."