Alien Believer Gifts

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Aliens poked and experimented on me for 8 hours -- and there wasn't even a co-pay!"

Mulder and Scully.

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

Dustbin monster.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

The Dawn of a Niche Market

Attorneys: Abducted by aliens? You may be entitled to compensation...

"The newspaper writes that NASA is looking for life on Mars!"

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Do you have any receipts from this 'alien abduction'?"

Cropped circles.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Save Our Universe

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'