Alien Encounter Ponderer Mugs

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Alien Assumption

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Well, that one got away."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'You do Botox?'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"I made it from a lost space probe."

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

Chugger on the Moon

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

How moons are born...

"Could you help me with this?"