Alien Encounter Ponderer Gifts

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Well, that one got away."

Alien Assumption

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'You do Botox?'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

Chugger on the Moon

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

How moons are born...