Book Token Believer Gifts

"Yes, but a book token is lighter"

The trauma of losing.

William Shakespeare

I love Museum Shops

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

English major will work for food.

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

'What does 'abominable' mean anyway?' (abominable snowman)

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

Virtual Money?

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"Nobody understands me!"

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."