Book Token Believer Mugs

"Yes, but a book token is lighter"

The trauma of losing.

William Shakespeare

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

I love Museum Shops

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

English major will work for food.

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

'Will you guys back there quit mumbling and let me know what's on your mind?'

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

'What does 'abominable' mean anyway?' (abominable snowman)

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'I don't know what you've got there, Ed, but it's certainly not a duck call!'

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

Bitcoin Asteroid

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Virtual Money?

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"Nobody understands me!"

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."