Lotto Believer Mugs

Man using lotto ticket as motivation.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Fairy Vet

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"It's lotto fever."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."