Believer In Pens Mugs

Monk with a crucifix pen.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Cartoonist thinking'

God's Phone

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

The Secret Life of Pens

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Spilled Ink

A writer goes sailing.

How to write

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'