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Monk with a crucifix pen.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Cartoonist thinking'

God's Phone

Biro Diversity

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Biro Security

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Spilled Ink

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

A writer goes sailing.

The Secret Life of Pens

Steadman - The Early Years.

How to write